Speedos

They have a bad reputation. Over the past week or so I've come to appreciate Speedos. Before I was quite indifferent about them because I grew up with my Dad wearing a Speedo when we went to the beach or pool. When I was a teenager I found this embarrassing. My brother and I tried to do something about it by buying Dad a nice pair of cool board shorts (brand name and all... as if Dad would have cared :P ). He liked them. He even wore them to the beach. But wore his Speedo underneath and would remove his board shorts before he got in the water. Ah I love my Dad :) He's so awesome! I am kind of glad he didn't conform to what his kids wanted. I think it showed strength and just to be happy with who you are and what you have. Anyways I am a little off topic here...
Speedos! Yes. They are good. Especially at the aquatic centre under the Burrard bridge (where I have been swimming every other day). There are a lot of good looking men swimming laps in their Speedos and I appreciate that :) I also appreciate the not so good looking men in Speedos but in a different way. It means that they're comfortable with who they are and that in itself is something to be admired.
Sure it was a little bit of a shock when I was swimming behind a Speedo clad gentleman who was doing the beast stroke. Not wanting to run into him, I looked up in mid kick (legs spread) and saw some hairy balls. How this happened I do not know. I didn't think balls could hang out of Speedos like that. Then again I don't have balls so I wouldn't know. I also couldn't test this theory. So, what's the lesson here? Men, tuck in your boys when wearing a Speedo. Your fellow swimmer does not want to see your genitalia*.

*GenitaliA LOL plz don't show me your genitals... it's just a funny song.