Cuz I'm smart like that...

Alright so it's silly but I'd already been on hold for 30 minutes and my neck was getting sore. This was my solution (as I made the mistake of giving my bluetooth away).
I called Simply Computing and the lady there told me that the cracked case was common among 1st generation MacBooks and if I called Apple, I could get a case number and get it fixed for free, eventhough I don't have the AppleCare plan. Of course Mac keeps you on hold FOREVER! I'd experienced this before... after 30 minutes of waiting, I became creative and the above is my solution. I think it's brilliant! I just don't think I'd go out in public with it.